DIRTY DUSTING Starring May McFettridge
‘One of the funniest shows you will see this year’
Wednesday 13 September: The Ardhowen, Enniskillen
Thursday 14 September & Friday 15 September: Millennium Forum, Derry
Saturday 16 September: Alley Theatre, Strabane
Tuesday 19 September – Saturday 23 September: Grand Opera House, Belfast
Tuesday 26 September: The Braid, Ballymena
Wednesday 27 September & Thursday 28 September: Market Place, Armagh
Friday 29 September: Strule Arts Centre, Omagh
Saturday 30 September: The Great Hall, Downshire, Downpatrick
Tuesday 3 October: The Old Courthouse, Antrim
Wednesday 4 October: Riverside Theatre, Coleraine
Thursday 5 October: The Burnavon, Cookstown
Friday 6 October: McNeill Theatre, Larne
Saturday 7 October: Island Hall, Lisburn
Three elderly cleaning ladies start up a telephone sex line.
When three cleaners, Olive, Gladys and Elsie, are threatened with redundancy they feel that their lives are coming to an end until a chance wrong number gives them a new business start-up idea; why not run a telephone sex line?
They’ve got motive, opportunity and a lifetime of experience – some more than others, mind you.
Provided Elsie can teach the other two a few new tricks there’s no reason why they can’t get rich quick providing they can keep their operation a secret from their bosses… and their husbands…and their children…and their grandchildren.
A searing indictment of ageism in the 21st Century heavily disguised as a hysterical, laugh-out-loud, heart-warming comedy
Dirty Dusting premiered at the Customs House, South Shields in February 2003 and hasn’t stopped since. Two runs at Newcastle Theatre Royal were followed by tours of Scotland, England and Ireland, including a month-long run at the Gaiety Theatre, Dublin. It has returned to Scotland and Ireland on several occasions since, toured New Zealand and Australia and continues to tour the UK on an almost continual basis
The alt Irish folk group are hugely popular thanks to their infectious hook laden memories, stunning four-part harmonies and high-octane live performances.
Currently celebrating over 50 years on the road, Ralph is a prolific and gifted songwriter known for his virtuoso guitar style. He made his debut in 1968 with the album ‘Eight Frames a Second’ and in 1974 the release of ‘Streets of London’ earned him an Ivor Novello Award. The song went to Number 2 on the UK Singles Chart in 1974 and has since been covered by more than 200 performers.
This annual spectacular illumination has gained a reputation for amazing entertainment, with the picturesque backdrop of the Lough providing a unique atmosphere at this family themed event.
Park Avenue Hotel: Steak-Cation, Belfast from £75pps
Friday 4 August, Craft in the Square 
While kids are enjoying the summer, parents are forward planning for September – don’t worry you can get everything you need in one trip to Buttercrane Shopping Centre, in the heart of Newry.
This County Down/USA Duo are often compared to Johnny Cash & June Carter with their chemistry and stage presence as they tend to captivate audiences just by being themselves. Having fun and keeping it real. Making sweet, simple rock and roll. The two combine their instrumental talents with strong harmonies and high energy, bringing genuine joy to the show and instantly connecting to every audience.
Why not make good use of the holidays to learn or perfect your skills in acting, singing and dancing. Over the course of five days a professional director, musical director & choreographer will work with you on scenes, songs and dances from some of the most popular musicals around, before you perform ‘Showstoppers’ on The Market Place’s Main Stage in front of your own live audience. Believe us, it’s the best fun the summer can be!